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Wrecking A Van
Here is just a small list on the best ways to totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.
Think about blowing it up
This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! TNT has got to be one of the best things to use for this as you can do it from a distance. If you were to foward this to a television show then it might be worth doing. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.
Roll It Over
This has to be the hardest one to do iwhtout getting hurt because you need to be driving to achieve it. There are many movies out there that have vehicles rolling over in them, vans are just one of them. The vans that you actually see roll over are made to do so and by no means should you try rolling a van yourself. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.
Why not drive into something
There are hundreds of van crashes every year on the roads which is why this is the most common and the most dangerous way to wreck a van.So many people have died because of this one for the simple reason that you cannot stop a crash from happening, the others do not need to happen. This is something that should be left to the dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
The real reason you shouldnt try this is because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!”